The Jock spotted Milt as he came down the lane
With his cart by his side as he usually came.
As Milt approached, The Jock stopped him right there.
He then said what he thought with very few words to spare:

I know that you love her, but she don't love you!
And I can tell you just what you need to do!
You need to pack up your junk and then move far away!
She's mine, I tell ya! She's mine, I say!
It never would work! Man, you can't even speak!
She would never in Hell fall in love with a freak!
Just look at yourself, man! Just think of your head!
She wouldn't be caught next to you if she were dead!
I know what you want, man, so don't try and block it!
You'd just best keep your plug far away from her socket!
You're just messing her up! Man, you need to go home!
If you really did love 'er, then you'd leave 'er alone!
You need to get through your TV that I am her man!
And if you come near her again, your life's in MY hands!