This guy needs a name...

Here's some concept art of my newest guy. :U I was talking about him in this journal:

I need a name......for an idiot superhero. XD NO, like, basically, I'm making a new Bagman without making a new Bagman.
He wears a hooded poncho thing and a spandex suit and big ol' boots. :U Basically, unlike Bagman, he has some sewing skills and such. He's a con-goer. :I He's used to cosplay.
Like Bagman, however, he has no super powers and is basically an average guy. I don't even know how old to make him yet. XD I even thought I could kinda use Ninja's backstory and mundane name, since I never use him anyway. He kinda looks like a ninja. :U You guys probably don't even know who Ninja is anyway since I drew him, like, twice and that was it...
WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS I need a superhero type name for a guy who:
- Is basically a hoodie ninja
- Will possibly work at a grocery store and obsess over cans
- Might be named Enoch when he's not superheroing
- Goes to cons and cosplays frequently
- Thinks he's a pretty cool guy
- Will attempt to fight with nunchucks but will probably hurt himself 45% of the

He still needs a name, but it might be easier now that he has a face...sorta. XD