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"If you think you have a foolproof system, you've failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools"
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"Though both are bound in the spiral dance, I would rather be a cyborg than a goddess."
-Donna Haraway
Occasionally, by accident, I am a jerk. When I am, please let me know, and, if the situation warrants it, hit me with a blunt object.
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JFK was really killed by Captain Falcon's flying nipple cap! O:
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"I'm not the best at what I do, but at least I don't repeat the same line every issue!" - Forbush-man
I have a hero in the USPS -> [link]
I'm a Christian, and proud of it. ^^
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"I'm not the best at what I do, but at least I don't repeat the same line every issue!" - Forbush-man
I have a hero in the USPS -> [link]
I'm a Christian, and proud of it. ^^
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"I'm not the best at what I do, but at least I don't repeat the same line every issue!" - Forbush-man
I have a hero in the USPS -> [link]
I'm a Christian, and proud of it. ^^
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JFK was really killed by Captain Falcon's flying nipple cap! O:
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"I'm not the best at what I do, but at least I don't repeat the same line every issue!" - Forbush-man
I have a hero in the USPS -> [link]
I'm a Christian, and proud of it. ^^
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Cast light upon the darkened Earth
Save those lost in despair
O' Mighty Ocean guide us as we journey through
the darkest pit of night.
May time, ever fleeting, forgive us
We who have forsaken our song and buried our future
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