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...I'm getting for Christmas!
I'm getting a boy and naming it Parker. XD My daddy is buying it for me as a present. UuU He'll cost $89.98 total including shipping and handling. He'll be delivered overnight. I'M SO EXCITED.
Better be getting stuff ready for him! And yes, I checked. He's beginner level despite his exotic look. I am to be very careful with him, and keep him healthy and happy. C:
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